He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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