there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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