I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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