He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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