i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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