ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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