we have officially lost it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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