Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I love you.
Bad choice
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