sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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