I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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