You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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