Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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