Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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