do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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