My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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