Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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