And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I came so hard my ears popped.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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