He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You are a genius and a whore.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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