put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He better not be in your backpack
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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