Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Randomize