my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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