I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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