Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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