im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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