May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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