Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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