She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
