You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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