her vagine was all disorganized.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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