Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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