did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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