I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm bleeding and have questions
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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