Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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