Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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