Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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