in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
try to milk me bitch
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