First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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