You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??