oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.