how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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