Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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