So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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