Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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