I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Acid is not a monday night drug
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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