No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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