I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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