but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
two words...techno handjob
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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