if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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