Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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