But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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