Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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