do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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