Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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