OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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